My friend Robert Dos Remedios ( Coach Dos to most of you) sent me this. I do not believe he wrote this however I don’t have any idea who did. If you read it and it was you, email me and I’ll give you credit.
1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5.
I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know
that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have
to restart my collection…again.
13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save
any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses
begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still
didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting
in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear
them forever.
22. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time
it is.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket,
finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone
can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed,
first time, every time.
24. The first testicular guard, the “Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet
was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain
is also important
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Michael Boyle's Strengthcoach.com Blog 
January 31, 2012 at 8:59 am
If you wrote an article about life we’d all reach enlitgehnemnt.
September 26, 2011 at 4:16 pm
Hysterical! I’m going to have to repost this at some point. Is it sad that it was the fitted sheet one that had me laughing the hardest? What has my life come to????
September 26, 2011 at 1:38 am
Collette- that is exactly what makes it so funny.
September 25, 2011 at 7:48 pm
This is hilarious because most of this stuff is so true.
September 18, 2011 at 5:10 am
Great points..agreed with almost all… Thanks for sharing, Mike.I reposted.
September 18, 2011 at 3:54 am
I’ve been a big fan of Aaron Karo for a long time. Clearly, these are from his Ruminations.com website. Check it out for even more truisms!