Nine Reasons I Swear


This is another Joe Ehrmann classic from Inside Out Coaching. I’ll simply print the list from page 204.

Nine Reasons I Swear

It pleases my mom so much

It is a display of my manliness

It proves I have great self control

It indicates how clearly my mind functions

It makes conversation so pleasant

It leaves no doubt in anyone’s mind as to my upbringing

It impresses people

It makes me a very desirable personality to women and children

It is an unmistakable sign of my culture and refinement

Next time I am at a loss for words, I’m going to try to choose better ones.

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2 Responses to “Nine Reasons I Swear”

  1. 🙂 Love it.

  2. Great. Upon hearing it in other conversations we cringe yet partake ourselves. As my wife says, classless”. Repressed anger symptom

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