Nine Reasons I Swear
This is another Joe Ehrmann classic from Inside Out Coaching. I’ll simply print the list from page 204.
Nine Reasons I Swear
It pleases my mom so much
It is a display of my manliness
It proves I have great self control
It indicates how clearly my mind functions
It makes conversation so pleasant
It leaves no doubt in anyone’s mind as to my upbringing
It impresses people
It makes me a very desirable personality to women and children
It is an unmistakable sign of my culture and refinement
Next time I am at a loss for words, I’m going to try to choose better ones.
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Michael Boyle's Strengthcoach.com Blog 
November 2, 2012 at 5:32 pm
🙂 Love it.
November 2, 2012 at 3:22 am
Great. Upon hearing it in other conversations we cringe yet partake ourselves. As my wife says, classless”. Repressed anger symptom
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